Less Douchebags, More Parking

I love the valley! I could scream it atop the highest of Mullholland mountains!

If you are a Westsider for life, let me try to persuade you. I mean really y’all, there is more to the valley than people shooting porn- there are also a lot of people watching porn (probably because its so hot they can’t leave the house).

But I digress…

What is more “in” than being not “in”? Literally nothing. Nothing says trendy like being somewhere that isn’t trendy. Why do you think all the Kardashians and Biebers live in Calabasas where old retired people who ride horses live? Well The Valley is not a trendy Westside, reservation required, valet only, overpriced apartment, small portioned bougie-organic-grass-fed and placed in a golden box for 28 hours and massaged ’til tender and then served to you on a cut slab of rock for $54 a pop, clothes store (I have no idea what that is, I just got mad and this is what my fingers typed- I even like organic and grassfed but it just sounds stupid to request *).  The SF Valley is easy to navigate, everything is accessible, it caters to families and old people so it’s designed around comfort, you don’t have to worry about crowds, there’s a plethora of outdoor activities to enjoy (stay tuned for my post on the best nature in the valley), there is endless shopping (upscale and thrift), and most importantly there are less douchebags, more parking.

There are several food and drink places strung across the valley that perfectly align with the SF Valley’s (unwritten) mission statement  of being casual & comfortable.

The Spotperfect for after 1am

17200 Ventura Blvd, Encino

The Spot is a hookah bar & lounge that is open until 3am on weekdays and 5am on weekends. Hidden in the back of the Encino Commons complex between Louise and Balboa, it is one of the original Encino hangs (it has been around for 10 years). They don’t serve alcohol so it is perfect for after hours & late night drunchies since they serve delicious appetizer sampler plates (onion rings, chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks), over 40 flavors of hookah, and fresh cut coconuts to rehydrate you and take the ache out of that next day hangover.

Surly Goatperfect for date night

17337 Ventura Blvd #100a, Encino

The sister bar to the West Hollywood pub, Surly Goat Encino opened 2 years ago and is more calm in comparison to the sardine packed Friday Night situation at the WeHo location. Some nights I have been there and it is pretty slow and other nights it’s very crowded and hard to get a seat (especially when there is live music). There is pool, shuffleboard, a photo booth, Karaoke on Tuesday starting at 9pm, bar eats like tots & sliders, and reasonably priced cocktails with a wide bourbon, whiskey, & beer selection (good for date night). There is an outside enclosed patio which is nice for a daytime drink or those nighttime smokers.

Crave Cafeperfect for casual lunch

14504 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks

I’ll just say I crave the options. If your friends are never able to agree on a food genre, well Crave is open 24 hours, and has pizza, waffles, quiches, bagels, milkshakes, sandwiches, boba, burritos, salads, crepes, cakes, burgers, paninis, and even sushi (we get it – you name it they have it). They don’t serve alcohol, and it gets very busy around meal times so avoid the rush by going for a late lunch or late dinner. The salads are huge and the pizza is made fresh. You can lounge inside on couches or outside on the Ventura boulevard patio. This is the heart of Sherman Oaks so there is a lot of shopping and restaurants if you are looking to walk off your BBQ Chicken Pizza and Red Velvet Whoopie Pie.

El Torito Cantinaperfect for taco Tuesday

14433 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks

Taco Tuesday- duh. Every Tuesday from 2-10pm. They recently expanded their Taco Tuesday bar to include more appetizers and sides, all for the low price of $3 a ticket (which you trade in at the taco bar). On Taco Tuesdays they have karaoke in the bar, and the DJ will literally bring the mic to your table and you can sing while you stuff your face with chips and guac (it’s kind of my thing there).  At least three times I have yelled “I LOVVVE SHERMAN OAKS” to the tune of “I Love Rock & Roll” after consuming 3 v-strong cadillac margaritas.

tip: this location is huge so it is perfect for large birthday dinners and it is always a loud and fun environment

HQ Gastropubperfect for dinner & drinks on the weekend

20969 Ventura Blvd, Woodland Hills

This place is amazing, which is why its called HQ (“High Quality”). Designed around a music memorabilia collection & state of the art A/V equipment, this sports bar/ gastropub/ lounge opened about 2 years ago. It has a great menu that is very affordable, good music, a plethora of TV’s, great staff & service, an outdoor patio, and private rooms for events. It is also located within walking distance of three other bars, perfect for a casual bar hop.

Lakeside Cafeperfect for brunch on the weekend

16817 Ventura Blvd, Encino

This is the brunch spot of the valley (though many don’t know it). Right there on the corner of Balboa and Ventura, is a hidden gem. You can sit outside by a natural springs that is shaped like a giant guitar. It is built on Los Encinos State historic land, where some of the original structures still exist (there is a museum you can visit after lunch or while waiting for a table). A description of what was once the Fernandeno Indian village was recorded as part of the 1769 Portola Expedition, so it is full of history, and what a better place to appreciate  history than drinking endless mimosas for $14. The food is great and they have happy hour everyday from 3-6pm.

The Standperfect for casual lunch or dinner (family friendly)

17000 Ventura Blvd, Encino

A block down from Lakeside, is The Stand (which is a block away from The Spot- could we get more creative guys?) It is a “hotdog” stand in that they specialize in hot dogs (over 8 types or you can DIY), but they have everything from burgers & sandwiches, t0 salads & loaded fries. This is a peaceful place to sit outside in the shade (it’s very Austin TX with the picnic tables and string lights). They have a good craft beer and wine selection and it’s super cheap.

tip: try the fireflies they are ta-die for (warning: you will probably self combust)

The Federal– perfect for brunch or dancing on the weekend

5303 Lankershim Boulevard, North Hollywood

The Federal bar is in an old building that used to be a security bank in the late 1800s (I am a sucker for history). They have hip hop upstairs on Thursday, and it usually turns into a pretty crazy dance party on the weekends. There is usually a $5 cover to get upstairs, but if that irks you, then the downstairs saloon is a two-bar, live music, prohibition style speakeasy which is always very busy.  My fave thing at The Federal is their “One Entree & Bottomless Mimosa” brunch which is only $20. I guess you can dance all night, and sleep in your car and come right back for brunch if that is your style (PS if it is your style, you are a real trooper and A+ for being in public at all).

I will continue to update this list as I discover more no fuss, easy going valley hangs. These are just a few of the places that I suggest when people ask me, “Wuz good in the valley?”

*Footnote- I also do love the Westside, I am just a born & raised valley girl so I definitely feel the need to defend from the haters

American Horror Story @ The Paley Center for New Media

This summer, the most visited clothing displays on rodeo drive aren’t going to be Chanel, Dior, Jimmy Choo or Prada. Check out the darker side of Beverly Hills at the American Horror Story costume exhibit which is currently at the Paley Center for the Arts through July 30th.

The temporary exhibit takes a look inside the minds of creator Ryan Murphy and award winning costume designer Lou Eyrich, who designed all of the costumes for Lady Gaga, Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange, and the rest of the cast for all 6 seasons of AHS (she also is the designer for Glee & Scream Queens).

Props and multimedia make the exhibit interactive and entertaining, and of course I saw it as a great opportunity to snapchat my face on to the mannequins. Check it out before the exhibit leaves at the end of July!

 

 AHS: The Style of Scare

465 N. Beverly Drive, at S. Santa Monica Blvd.

June 3 to July 30, 2017 • FREE Exhibit in Los Angeles
Wednesdays to Sundays 12:00 to 5:00 pm
Closed Mondays and Tuesdays.

Pan Asian Poor Pasta

This is a recipe I improvise when I am hosting any last minute parties or need to make a lot of food on a budget. It’s delicious and it costs about $6 and the recipe below could be an appetizer or side for about 10 people. It’s incredibly fresh and light and perfect for summer since it’s served chilled or great for a picnic because it’s self contained and not messy.

The beauty of this recipe is that it is the casserole of pasta salads in that you really can’t go wrong with throwing all your leftovers into it.

1 cup chopped broccoli
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup chopped baby corn
1 cup water chestnuts
1/2 cup chopped scallions or onion of your choice
4 cups thin spaghetti or angel hair pasta
1/4 cup cilantro
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup olive oil or sesame oil
2 tbs sesame seeds
1 tbs garlic

Other alternative ingredients if you are lacking in the above:

Bok Choy
Sweet peppers
Peas
Corn off the cob
Edamame beans (peeled)
Radishes
Bamboo hearts

Stay away from cucumber, zucchini, and beats because it will get soggy and take away from the freshness and crispness of the dish.

Directions:

Boil your water and cook the pasta until it is al dente.

While the pasta is cooking, chop the vegetables to your preferred size- smaller is better because it will absorb the sauce more.

After draining the pasta combine the oil and soy sauce and stir on a low flame. Add all vegetables and stir on and off for the next few minutes so everything is mixed well. You can alternate with any vegetable you prefer and I love adding some sriracha, sweet chili sauce, or chili flakes for a kick.

Turn off the stove and let sit for 30 minutes with a lid (if you have the time- if you don’t you can always pre-cool the pasta by running it under the cold sink water and adding vegetables after without simmering, but the flavor won’t be as well saturated).

After the pot has cooled transfer contents to container to chill in fridge for at least one hour for perfect temperature.

Serve cold and if you plan this out for a BBQ it goes well with teriyaki chicken, salmon, or fish.

RenFair 2017- Angie Verified ✓

SPOTTED: Shi & Knox Pitt out with mom at the SoCal Ren Fair in Irwindale. I missed them by a week. To think I could have been getting my face painted with Knox and throwing tomahawks with Shilo while sipping mead with Angie.  Angie, do you guys need a babysitter?

Do you even need convincing that the RenFaire is the ‘it’ thing to do if it has already been Jolie Verified?

Coachella is so 2015.  Ren Faire is so,  1415 B.C.?  From the fairy costumes, to the music, flower crowns and face paint, sometimes I wasn’t sure which festival I was attending. Though some of you might scoff the idea of going to Ye Old Pleasure Faire rather than attend your ecstasy filled music mecca, here are some reasons that might persuade you to attend the Pleasure Faire in the following years:

1. Thou Art Too Old For Thine Excrement

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As I age like a fine wine, I am less inclined to participate in events where I am continually suffocated between a group of neon clad rave tweens and shirtless sweaty bros wearing Raybans. I understand there are other places to sit and hang, but essentially this is the heart of the Coachella beast, and I for one would choose to avoid this nightmare in the first place.

2. Thine Shallow Bank Account

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Coachella is a blowout of $800 plus for two days. If you want to do it right (and you don’t have the hookup), you are going to spend upwards of up to $1500, if not more. I would rather go to the Renaissance Fair, drink mead and buy jewelry and silver chalices and go to a nice Sushi Dinner later that night. Notice how I capitalized Sushi Dinner ? That is how much sushi means to me. Also check out Broke L.A.  (for next year), previously Brokechella, the low key version of Coachella for people who don’t have the monetary funds or luxury of getting to the mothership.

3. Thy Hearty Edibles

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I know Coachella has better fair than Fyre Fest but I promise it is nothing as good as the selection of Turkey Legs, Gyros and Mediterranean food, Chocolate Covered Bananas,  Candied Almonds, and Pickles (among other things), at the Ren Faire.

4.   Supporting Thou Neighbor

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If you are really into “F-ing the System”, then this is a perfect way to support your local artisans and small businesses.  Coachella has become a mainstream mesh of corporations and media-made-pop culture, so for all of you genuine hipsters out there despising the “man” then this is perfect for you.

6.  Thy Attire
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You might be confused when you see flocks of girls wearing long hippie dresses and flowers crowns, fear not- you are still at Ye Old Pleasure Faire. If not for anything else, go to check out the costumes…

PS: you can rent costumes for the day if you arrive unprepared!

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5. Accessibility

oprahThe Ren Faire has something for all ages, and all types of people. Feel free to bring your Mom, your grandpa, your newborn (we did), your accountant, and your pizza delivery guy. I promise you EVERYONE will have a good time. There are acres upon acres of games, food, music, jousting, shopping, and just the most amazing people watching.

Here I am with a cute barbarian man
Here I am with a cute barbarian man
Here I am after I stole a pig
Here I am after I stole a pig

 

Look, if you think I am hating on Coachella, I am not. I understand the cultural experience and importance. I just think over the years it has been deflated from what it is originally supposed to be, and personally I can’t take dealing with the heat, the crowds, and the idiots. I prefer a small shorter version of that, in which I leave and don’t come back after 5 hours.

The faire runs through May 21st, so there is still time to check it out. Buy tickets and get more info here.

It’s Shmeeeeeeee

Kaycelyn’s Favorite Things

I have new obsessions every week.

Kaycelyn's Favorite Things

1. SERIAL– Somehow many people still haven’t heard about this…

Serial_Podcast_PreviewI drove up to Northern California and was told to listen to this free podcast called Serial that I had been hearing about. I am pretty sure I have mentioned it to every single person I have come into contact with since I finished listening.

High school- Young Romance- Murder Case- 1999- Holes in Story- Negligence by the law?- Wrongly convicted man in jail? Love Triangle?

I have many questions still about this, mainly when are they going to make a movie… Get on the bandwagon before this gets a movie deal by  David Fincher, the director from Gone Girl.

P.S. While listening to this podcast it made me recall a movie I saw in film school directed by Justin Lin (Fast and the Furious) called ‘Better Luck Tomorrow‘ (watch here) about over achieving asian students and the pressure of their families to succeed and how they end up rebelling and getting into some questionable & illicit situations…

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2. GROOVE BOOK

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Every month this app prompts you to upload 100 of pictures of your choosing from your cell phone, which get printed in a book form and sent to you a week or two later. Best part is, it is only $2.99 per month. Everything these days is so digital and therefor intangible, that physical pictures just seem to mean something more. The photos have perforated edges and are easy to tear out, so I love giving them to family and friends, hanging them on the fridge, or framing them!

Use my code to get your first book free!

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3. GET AROUND– coming to a city near you.

urlWhile I was up North, my friend asked me if I wanted to drive around the city in a convertible for a couple hours, and I said, “How?” He told me “not to worry about the details…” he sounded like he was in the mob. But sure enough, we picked up a mini cooper convertible parked on a small street in SF. Your phone opens the door electronically, and boom, you have a new car for a couple hours, or even the whole day.

If AirB&B and Lyft had a baby, it would be Get Around. Car owners temporarily let their cars be rented for a small fee. Everyone wins, and I heard the insurance is pretty solid even when it comes to fixing the smallest of scratches if your vehicle is damaged.

Available in SF, Washington DC, and Portland, but don’t worry- I am sure LA is next!

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Stay tuned for more of moi’s fave thangs.